We bet you just have a beer or a wank or something when you need to unwind, but Burnley midfielder Jack Cork apparently loves nothing more than going down the the stables and mucking out the horses.
Cork was featured in our worst Premier League XI of the season up to November, but has been in rather better form of late, helping the Clarets to a five-game unbeaten run since Boxing Day.
And the former Southampton man has revealed that shovelling turds is, in fact, a wonderful way to relax. Who knew?
In an interview that revealed just how dissimilar he is to Biff Tannen, Cork said: “My wife is really into horses and I like going down there and doing something else by helping to muck out.
“It’s good to have something to take your mind off football, even if things are going well.
“You go home thinking about it, watch a match in the evening thinking about it and you can’t really escape it. It’s nice to have a break, you need that.”
We’re now expecting Graeme Souness et al to unleash a lecture about how players shouldn’t let shovelling horse shit distract them from their football.